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SuperSaltAir
08-18-2011, 10:13 AM
ASTRONAUT NEEDED!!! (Phoenix, Az)

Date: 2011-08-17, 9:33PM MST
Reply to: [email protected] [Errors when replying to ads?]

Astronaut needed for experimental flight to Titan. I have been working on this project now for near 40 years and am afraid I'm no longer fit enough to go.
My secret space craft is the result of my professional experience and imagination while serving the U.S. military in advanced aeronautics as a scientist.
The craft harnesses a revolutionary propulsion system and its fuselage is fabricated with the most advanced material. While considerably safe,
I am certain you will make it safely to Titan but there will not be enough fuel to get home. This is for someone unique that has always wanted to see the universe
first-hand and has perhaps a terminal view on life here at home. Here's your shot at romantic history.
Must be:
-physically fit.
-mentally sound.
-over the age of 18.
-a dreamer.
-a believer.
-not afraid of heights.
-not afraid of extreme conditions such as speed, pressure, heat, etc.
-brave.
-no taller than 5'10 and relatively slim.
-good eye-sight & hearing.
-manual dexterity (although the craft is largely cpu controlled).
-OK in cramped conditions for long periods of time.

Location: Phoenix, Az
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
Compensation: 25,000$

http://phoenix.craigslist.org/cph/lbg/2552784263.html

csuggs
08-18-2011, 01:38 PM
The person in Washington, DC that comes to mind for this assignment is probably too tall.

lively
08-18-2011, 04:00 PM
HA HA !! thats great

michael hunter
08-18-2011, 08:09 PM
I would ask Al Sharpton he has already gone to the mother ship orbiting above us and met Mohammed. I would think he is up for Titan.

haugy
08-19-2011, 09:19 AM
Careful, I bet he just want's to put his rocket on Uranus.

KG's Supra24
08-19-2011, 09:49 AM
^LMAO ... well thought out.