WW: How to Sell a Boat :) :)

[87SunSportMikeyD]

http://www.onlyinboards.com/Details.aspx?ID=821465



2002 Malibu Wakesetter VLX
V-drive, only 70 hours! Black/ grey/white gel coat, carbon fiber and brushed aluminum graphics, sumbrella cover, “Extreme” low profile trailer, stainless fenders and exhaust tips, skylon tower, tower lights, docking lights, pop up cleats, heaters, built in ice chest, ballast system, wedge, new fiberglass swimstep, ear bleeding stereo (loud as a mofo!) sony cd with 10 disc changer, 6 tower speakers, (2) 12” subs, 14 speakers total, 3 amps, neon, 2 additional batteries for stereo, charging system, perko switch, upgraded alternator, always parked under enclosed covered carport, never been in salt water, no I don’t want to trade for a buggy, golf cart, truck, car, rv, snow mobile, harley, helicopter, well maybe a helicopter but definitely not a pre-runner ranger or F150, will trade for $30,500.00, yes I will accept payments; $30,500.00 down, $0 a month for life. No, it doesn’t haul ass, it’s a wakeboard boat it goes 43mph. No it doesn’t have a ski locker…IT’S A”WAKEBOARD BOAT!” The wake is frickin huge so if you’re a wuss buy a bayliner and put a tower on it, if you’re a man buy this boat and go flying. This boat is bad ass so if you’re not serious don’t waste my time. If you’re a dealer or broker I seriously doubt you have a customer willing to make a generous cash offer so call someone else. If you need to sell something first before you can buy it, sell that something then call. If you want something with purple or lavender buy a nautique, they always find a way to put purple or lavender somewhere on every freakin boat! That’s lame, it’s a boat not an outfit for your wife. Buy the best, buy a Malibu. I will consider reasonable offers, no crack smokers please.


Original Thread:
http://www.wakeworld.com/forum/showthread.php?t=784489

[edgewater1]

Sick of dealing with the BS

[jaywidhalm]

Funny...but also effective!!

[Fman]

It takes all kinds....

[cadunkle]

I absolutely understand where he's coming from. I am getting sick of selling stuff anymore. It's so aggrivating. I don't leave email address anymore due to tire kickers. I leave my phone number and say CALL. Punks send me text messages, so I ignore them. Anymore I put similar disclaimers on my ads to call, not text, not send smoke signals, or any other antisocial tire kicking BS. I make sure everything I sell has a complete and accurate description and pictures, so if you're contacting me it's most likely to be about setting up a time to come see wahtever it is, or come purchase it. I won't spend 20 minutes doing a text message thing for what should be a two minute phone call.

I dislike stupid people and can totally relate to the guy selling that boat.

[mapleleaf]

Makes me think of Neil Young's "Southern Man". I kinda feel for both sides......