Well I think Ngavdba summed it up nicely for me. I'd swear it looks like I stole his login and jumped on his computer.
Personally I think you can't make it look any worse, so go for it. I think some Unicorns on the back would look awesome. Kind of like the shark eating you, and then it poops out unicorns. Or rainbows.
By the way, the rusting hose clamps are such a nice "custom" touch..........